@Giroro G66: ... uhm, dude, I think that little beeping noise was supposed to imply that the protagonist had duct taped some explosives to the footballs. Just a heads up, there.

@Sicrowell: I hear you, brother. I got a 56k modem for that game, and then after playing it for a while, I got DSL for that game. I've never sunk as much time or devotion into a multiplayer shooter as I did with that game, and I still sometimes miss my jetpack.

@Handsome Al: I kind of thought it looked like somebody photoshopped Snake's head onto the body of one of the guys from Army of Two.

@Dangeresque: Nice reference at the end- I regret only that Umpa Lumpas could not march out and deliver that moral in song and dance.

@Everready: Don't forget all the episodes starring Jar Jar. Gah. Even in this series he despoils all that he touches with the foil taint of annoyance.

@Lonesnipa: They've made a CG TV show called "The Clone Wars", for which the CG movie was pretty much an extended (and awful) pilot. Nobody at Lucasfilm talks about the animated "Clone Wars" cartoons- I think mainly because they were third party and yet better than anything Lucasfilm or George Lucas had done for…

@TheWaffle: Home Depot armory options open up an amazing realm of possibilities. How about a hedge trimmer attachment? Maybe stick a spinning lawnmower blade on the end with the little two-stroke strapped underneath the barrel.

@(Zombie) WDYC: Well, they've made a reusable sanitary pad, I guess a reusable condom is just a matter of time...

So when its got blood on it, do you just pretend that Pikachu has Battle Damage?

@Rachel Fogg: The real question is whether they'd have spiky hair modeled out of the latex at the end.

@Placentasaurus: Space marines with assault rifles and mecha blow the shit out of alien bugs on Hoth?

@Fatty Shcock: Well, it was a new story. The characters and monsters were only reused for their visual elements, and given new in-story explanations.

@Strife Fox †: Forget the big screen, the plot translated terribly to the game.

@You Are My Friend!: Funnily enough, Icy Justice would have been a more appropriate title for the original game, since the planet really wasn't lost at all, but it was all about bringing justice to a greedy/megalomaniacly evil corporate head/colonial governor/Designated Antagonist.

@Desolation_Angel: You do remember that they're making movies based on Asteroids, Battleship and Monopoly, right? Yeah, I think Hollywood is pretty much tapped out these days.

@badong: Funnily enough, in this case, the more of that game's incoherent and painfully bad storyline that they dump, the better.

@Sarcasmancer: Well, the first two X-Men flicks were at least not the THIRD X-Men flick. *shudder*

@LtdEdLoser: Seriously. It had the plot of a cut-rate anime. Not to mention the uber-anime-stereotype cast. It was painful.

@Mancomb Seepgood: Red Baron was pretty much my first PC game when I was a kid. Fond memories, fond memories.

@Ursus-Veritas: I dunno, I thought the shoving it in the armor gave it a sort of human quality. How they're at the ragged edge and making due, and whatnot. Made him less action-cliche stoic.