@3DИисуса: Tag clouds are the new poetry-

wtf is an illegal prison?

@Weaksauce: Neeewwwwwwwww Zeeeeeeeeeeeland.

Leather? Really now.

There's a study huh?

@squishyalt: I know people in L.A. that talk like that......verbatim.

I prefer to do it Thornton Melon style

@drno31: Armistice Day has become Veterans’ Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans’ Day is not.

@MistyGanado: Well heck, I guess the fear should have subsided by then. And the power lines that were down should be completely safe after a few seconds. To me, after careful review, it sounds like someone, unaware of the dangers of downed lines, started to walk towards or over them.....the crowd freaks out. What…

@MistyGanado: Maybe the fear of electrocution by falling power lines?

@GadgetGuy247: Here ya go Kreskin-

Too bad Haiti ain't a cruise ship.

@drsquirrel: build it and they will come..

I don't think, I could listen, to the narrator of that video, on strong acid.

@DreamTheEndless: Karma has a way of biting people in the ass in the form of Skilled Nursing Facilities and catheters. Just wait 'til these guys get old.

I'm trying to imagine the exact dialog that took place...and how Mr. Bedi didn't split a gut explaining this predicament to Monsieur Davidson.

@soulever989: No, I'm a waste of food.

Needs more auto-tune.

cant.stop.snickering.

Had to defrag the drives did they?