Yet still so fuckable.

Well..at least this didn’t happen in the USA where he would be charged with attempted murder or some such nonsense. Police state.

Can someone explain to me why Jalopnik is so anal and hostile towards anything with self-driving cars? Is it a cultural thing or something similar? You guys sound like clowns whenever you “lose your shit” about anyone falling asleep in a Tesla...

LOL! This is “journalism”?

When I saw you and that other guy with the previous R34 and the number of numbskull questions and the general cluelessness about the car personified, at that point you lost the right (imo) for you to ever report on something like this again.

Who cares? I mean seriously, who cares?

Stopped him from giving her one of the greatest compliments a man can give a woman.

Love the inflammatory, click bait title.

Dude, you’re stealing a fucking VW.

Ahahahahaha....AHAHAHAHAHA That shit is hilarious.

First of all,

Guess what? Shit’s been happening for 100 years. It doesn’t happen often, but now through the magical power of the internet - we hear and see all of these “altercations” happening giving us a false impression that the frequency of these incidents is higher when it’s actually not at all.

Regardless, I’m not watching the…

As a cyclist here: Fucking Use the fucking sidewalk.

Seriously. Fuck you. Use the fucking sidewalk.

Actually the “Doge” livery was far superior.

So good. God bless them.

Jesus Christ what a shit driver.

EVERYONE is talking about it. Simply EVERYONE.

I guess that’s one way of making sure that your engines don’t start developing oil leaks - by going electric.

Dat stock model tho...

Dat stock model tho...

You fucking showed her! Using a platform that 97% of the world doesn’t give a shit about.