Those cyclists all had time trial bikes and expensive ones at that. The dentist meme about cyclists is gonna be in their favour this time. 

I didnt mean to shoot you in the face, I meant to scare you by shooting you near your face! Totally different! What, you didn’t know I was only trying to scare you?  That’s on you, buddy!

I bet they’ll use this to try and get more funding somehow.

I friend lives in Hamtrack Michigan, and I shit you not, they police force got funding for improving pedestrian safety. What did they use that for, you ask?

Well, they used to to place pigs on the street with the task of increasing pedestrian safety by…

Well shit! Thanks for pointing that out!

It’s a cop-out. 

My first Civic still had the original clutch with 335,000km before i totaled it. lol Just kidding i get your point. 

Imagine all the fast-food, donut, coffee, big gulp, taquito farts this car has absorbed. No thanks. 

Are you saying the car was meant to crash into a wall?

It’s not really about weight, but more about aero. 

Just go to car shows. 

Not for me. I’ll take the Honda build quality and resale value any day over a VW. I just sold my 2007 Civic for $5000 and I bought it over 10 years ago for $7200

Well, you’ve never heard the stereo system in a regular civic then. they suck. the bose will be better, even with the bose sound signature. 

Hahahah you’re absolutely wrong. This interior is gorgeous. 

Now ban leaf blowers in general. The amount of pulverized shit/dust they kick up is terrible. 

Do you think it will snitch on you if you overload your truck?

Listen, if we want the aliens to think we’re cool, we’re going to have to find a way to ride a motorcycle and smoke cigarettes on other planets.

It looks like it should be recycled. The moisture strip has worn away.

Is it easy for non-cops to run plates in the States? In Canada (eh), you basically need a lawyer to run someone’s plates. 

Dear lord dude. Have you ever cleaned your bike? 

Bottom brackets tend to be serviced every year if you’re an avid cyclist. Also, why not just go to a local community bike show and hunt for the parts you need?