If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard “If I had a dollar for every time...”, I’d be rich.

Handling one’s own poo is a fascinating experience, isn’t it? The guy I was seeing was taking a shower in my bathroom and I didn’t want to shit in there with him — I wasn’t really embarrassed, per se (he was a squatter, so I know he’d seen/heard far worse and wouldn’t judge) I just knew this shit was going to be a…

I feel like it doesn’t count because it wasn’t public! And nobody ever caught me, because I’m so good at poop crime.

I lost a brand new pair of elk skin gloves while answering nature’s call due to a very large black bear walking up behind me and grunting his surprise at the sight of my bare ass.

It feels so weird to pop a squat outside.

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

I didn’t spend twenty years of my life serving in the US military so we could become “a little more like Russia.” Screw you and Trumpski.

You’re poking at a straw man, taking the author’s “great republic ending” literally. This is a shitty time to wag your finger about hyperbolic language. Arguing that a Trump Presidency will not likely cause a technical dissolution of the United States of America is a dick move when you know a lot of people have a lot…

I once pooed in a corn field while visiting my friends central PA lake house, which had a toilet but it was not in the house, it was in a little wooden bathroom house down the road. I was like 11 and we’d been running around a bunch and it came on suddenly—I just knew I wouldn’t make it to the bathrooms. So I popped a…

Old man, you are obviously not a woman. Abortion, staying married to my wife, my immigrant wife. All of these things will be up in the air with pence and trump. If not in the house, out in the streets.

So I guess you’re with ‘ol Gary Johnson and his line of thinking with climate change. You know...one day, a few millennia from now, the sun will grow to swallow the Earth, so who gives a shit about trying to stop sea levels rising and catastrophic weather events that will displace millions, cause famine and thereby…

but you know that economic conditions aren’t the only thing that affects american citizens, right? like, great, we won’t have a russian economy. but trump is already in the habit of simply doing away with, for example, journalists who ask him questions he doesn’t like or challenge or disagree with him. he’s stoking…

Trump could launch a nuke and start a nuclear winter. It’s pretty easy, actually.

Republican Party leaders have already shown that they’re willing to completely sell out any moral scruples they may have had. Mike Pence tweeted that the proposed ban on Muslims was unconstitutional and offensive—now he’s the running mate. Ted Cruz refused to endorse at the convention—-he eventually broke down. Jason…

You are drastically underestimating the danger that a Trump presidency represents. Just talking about not defending our NATO allies brings us closer to war. The only way that NATO works is if everyone (specifically Russia) believes with absolute certainty that we will defend our allies if they are invaded. If Putin…

Please don’t overlook that we’ve already had 8 years of a dangerously inept president, his name was George W Bush and the flaming pile of shit he left behind is still smoldering, despite 8 years of competent leadership.

It’s always obvious to outsiders. When I left my first husband, literally everyone I knew was like “OH THANK GOD.” I mean, I knew, but life is complicated.

Wasn’t she already pregnant when the first shitstorm broke? That’s a pretty big incentive to try to work it out.

To have deserved being in this position, I can only assume that Huma was Hitler, Pol Pot, Mrs. O’Leary’s cow, and Donald Trump in her past lives.

HASN’T HUMA ENDURED ENOUGH