Sorry, that is a badger.

Oh man- Bradio does this to me during hockey games. Player’s name= Fernando Pisani. Bradio feels compelled to pull out the ABBA song “Fernando” each and every single fucking time they said that name. He is retired now but still... now that I have brought it up, here I am.

Why does the part of my brain that hates me fancy horrible seventies rock so much? STOP SINGING AFTERNOON DELIGHT AT ME, BRAIN.

I call mine Bradio. In addition to awful, awful songs sometimes it kicks up snippets of old cartoons and truly obscure lines from movies that no one know without context.

I got one of those brains, too. It’s worse when you make up your own songs. I’m a terrible lyricist.

It’s definitely, must not watch tv.

I would troll them now but I’m almost sure that shit is gonna give me a brain aneurysm.

Then, once this request is approved, he’d like it if the same thing could be done for the presidential election.

Trump brought grade school taunts to a PhD dissertation defense.

Those intrusive youths!

Of note, the history of people of European descent tells us that you are who your father is — unless you were born of a white father and a slave, and then you were who your mother was. Because apparently rape is all the better if you can increase your labor force.

I’m going to play a game like the barkers at the state fair, where I guess your age. You’re under 30, right?

He talked openly about wanting to find Obama mistresses.

I miss Ann Richards. She was lovely.

Nov 28th is *literally* when Trump told supporters to vote last week. It’s the date of his hearing on his fradulent university case.

I can see that being something that might actually distract him. He’ll be so thoroughly enraged at this “left wing tactic” that he’ll just devolve into a literally sniffling pile of side eye and word salad. I mean, more so than usual.

Yeppers. Probably instructed Malik to wear his native garb.

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

“In other news, Hillary Clinton will invite Rosie O’Donnell because why not have a little fun messing with Trumpy’s head while focusing on delivering answers?”

I think this is Trump dogwhistling to his birther bros.