Are you sure that's not a koala bear disguised as a dog? Have you tried seeing how he reacts to eucalyptus leaves?

And now I am reading “ Journal of the Plague Year.” It's like old, old school post apocalyptic / pandemic literature.

Despicable.

How do these commenters get ungreyed so quickly? I've been posting for over a year, and I am gray on most of the sites formerly known as gawker... With both my work and home burner accounts ( as I forgot the password for one). I just don't understand the system.

Thank you and MBCock for introducing me to this poet.

Uh oh! I may be out of the grays now! I'll be right back... I am definitely NOT hiding all of my pervo things. Nope. Nothing to see here.

You are too kind my dear, but I suspect it is my fate to languish in the grays where my perversions shall remain forever hidden.

Off topic, but whenever I see the acronym “IANAL”, I instantly think I-ANAL. Even though I know that it means I am not a lawyer. My brain refuses to recognize it until after it has processed it as I -anal. I think my brain may be a pervert.

Maybe she thinks nobody loves her, everybody hates her and she might as well go eat worms?

I had no idea birds are immortal!

That looks so much easier to do than it is when the dicks have people attached to them.

Dr Drew is the biggest moron that ever moroned in moronville

I missed out on the great ungreyening. I'm beginning to believe I am not as witty as I thought.

I never know what to say when someone knocks. “Hello”? “Occupied”? “I’m in here”? (They don’t know who *I* am!) It’s so awkward.

If nobody uses that as the seed of an idea for a horror / fantasy short story/ novel then that would be a damn shame

Gene Simmons looks like my great aunt in that pic.

I went through a similar thing about 11 years ago. I also had a lot of guilt. Sometimes you have to end things, and cause hurt in the short term for your own health / needs in the long term. There is no getting around hurting the other person, but you have to just accept it and move on.

I hear you.

It will hurt, but both of you will come through it ok. You are brave. It is better for both of you to be true to yourselves. The temporary pain will be worth the new lives you will both will lead.

Your mom is a national treasure!