Ah. I see. Thanks for replying. I don’t know how to delete a kinja comment either. Maybe that secret is only revealed when one becomes permanently ungreyed. I suspect there is a free mason like ceremony where all those types of things are learned.

As a fellow grey alum, I am curious about your redacted comment. Was it about the word “uppity” by any chance?

Hope that the Oompa Loompa doesn’t become president.

We're through the looking glass!

As a medical professional, I can confirm that kidney transplants do fall out after three weeks. They are essentially the same thing as eyelash extensions.

Thank you for helping me to keep myself honest. It’s not easy to take a good hard look at oneself and see that which we abhor.

Thanks for saying this 1000 times better than I could.

booze+BBC.com+Twitter

Call your representatives: 202-224-3121!

Call the house at 202-224-3121. It will ask for your zip code and connect you to your representatives and senator. Or, look them up online. I called all of them! When all I got was voicemail for my senator, I called his number for media inquiries and asked for a comment. The person who answered took my info and…

I just called my representatives and senator to ask for their comment on the sit in and offer my support! Waiting to hear back from my senator. Call yours: 202-224-3121.

Ross is not being nice. He is being southern shady. See “bless your heart.”

He is a narcissist. He believes the only people who don't love him are bad people. The definition of a bad person is someone who doesn't love him.

“John McCain” is the name we give the suit filled with decatuplets, each one of which has a vote. They take turns being the head.

When they make a Kardashian donut?

I would eat the hell out of those cupcakes. I would not eat the soap.

In other, equally exciting news I am finally winning my long battle against the hangnail on my left big toe.

At last, our long and grueling national nightmare is over.

Anyone who votes for Trump in the general should come out with a dunce cap instead of an “I voted” sticker.

I really need to up my adultery game if I expect compete with this and to fulfill my dream of having a lifetime movie made based on my life.