“Fans” is such a telling word to use. Any other person seriously invested in being FLOTUS would say “supporters.” It really is a reality show for the Trumps.

This should accompany every article of this type

This pic makes me feel soooo much better about the horrible poofy armed fake satin floor length red monstrosity I wore to prom.

Maybe we can find some way to raise New Orleans and flood all the rest, turning it into a fabulous island.

Yes gawd!

That's what I will be using my time machine for. Screw killing baby Hitler. Give me my old timey cocaine filled sugar water!

Yeah. We were all very sad. But she soldiered on, looking fly as hell in her tiny little fur coat.

It wants to see what wacky hijinx are still to come?

I put an “e” and a picture there, but kinda ate’d it.

Her you go:

I believe that drummer may have had a pinch too much cocaine.

The one on the right looks like my great aunt Greta after an unfortunate accident involving a shrink ray.

You are a brave soul. May I ask if you are still in possession of a face?

All of the cosmos to you!

I just thank god everyday that the conservative mens and their obedient wives continue to protect poor little me from things I didn't even know I should be afraid of.

It's stupid all the way down.

“This is shocking news” said nobody with functioning higher reasoning.

I think Yoko may be dying. Who has Yoko in their dead pool?

Then take the word of a neuroscientist:

He warged into young John Lennon.