Oh my. I don't know who that is, but he is beautiful.

Or without a head, even.

It's getting hot in here...

I hate the man bun, but find baldness terribly sexy. So, maybe it will work out for the best in the long run.

I had no idea they came in red!

Skip the steroids. Use the permethrin to kill the lice, and Benadryl for the itching. If you feel you need an anti-inflammatory, use an NSAiD ( ibuprofen, etc.).

Have you always had a low libido, or has it decreased over time? You may have low testosterone, which can be treated with testosterone replacement therapy.

Has he always had a low libido, or did it lower over time? He may need to be tested and treated for low testosterone. A decreased libido is the most common sign, but it can also cause fatigue, moodiness, depression, erectile dysfunction, and other symptoms.

That’s what I call my weekend uniform.

Back in the olden days, we just called them assholes. There is also no pill for asshole-itis. Either way, the prognosis is the same.

Kinja’d!

Terrific story!

You guys just reminded me of the “kissing game” that I didn’t want to be a part of! When I was about 8-9 years old, the neighborhood boys would chase the girls around and forcibly kiss them. I ran inside, scared, and told my grandma that I didn’t want to “play” this “game.” She told me to quit being such a crybaby and…

Perhaps refer her to a doctor to check for a head injury?

I know! I thought I stumbled on an Onion article.

Well, the Captain does have an impressive military history.

No. By the way, I had to stop having sex with Justin Bieber to answer this.

Sounds like Paul is a super asshole. Or maybe a self-hating, over-compensating homosexual?