Oh my. I don't know who that is, but he is beautiful.

Or without a head, even.

It's getting hot in here...

I hate the man bun, but find baldness terribly sexy. So, maybe it will work out for the best in the long run.

I had no idea they came in red!

I believe the super moon (giant moon) will be visible tonight and tomorrow, whereas the super moon + lunar eclipse ( giant red moon) will only occur tonight.

Skip the steroids. Use the permethrin to kill the lice, and Benadryl for the itching. If you feel you need an anti-inflammatory, use an NSAiD ( ibuprofen, etc.).

Have you always had a low libido, or has it decreased over time? You may have low testosterone, which can be treated with testosterone replacement therapy.

Has he always had a low libido, or did it lower over time? He may need to be tested and treated for low testosterone. A decreased libido is the most common sign, but it can also cause fatigue, moodiness, depression, erectile dysfunction, and other symptoms.

That’s what I call my weekend uniform.

Where else should one go to get one’s vagina dentata cleaned?

Back in the olden days, we just called them assholes. There is also no pill for asshole-itis. Either way, the prognosis is the same.

Kinja’d!

Terrific story!

You guys just reminded me of the “kissing game” that I didn’t want to be a part of! When I was about 8-9 years old, the neighborhood boys would chase the girls around and forcibly kiss them. I ran inside, scared, and told my grandma that I didn’t want to “play” this “game.” She told me to quit being such a crybaby and…

Perhaps refer her to a doctor to check for a head injury?

I know! I thought I stumbled on an Onion article.

Well, the Captain does have an impressive military history.

No. By the way, I had to stop having sex with Justin Bieber to answer this.

Mwahahahaha!