He invited criticism in the most vague way possible, and got some. There’s no reason to stand up and say “wow, so brave” when someone has deliberately not taken a stance or offered any sort of opinion.

Spanfeller trying to make that money money money! He don’t give a fuuuuuck!! (What absolute schmucks him and his cronies are!)

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Most of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood was a boring movie about crying on the set or driving, and Ad Astra was cool.

So good.

My 18 year old nephew is dating a 17 year old who has matching arm tattoos with her mom that she allegedly got when she was 15. Phoenix is trashy.

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Because they have Tebow penciled in for both of those roles next year.

Sick burn, bro.

It’s not all about looks.

I don’t know what I did to deserve this karma, but in the span of one week Beal re-signed in Washington AND I was reminded we have dion waiters

Deadspin Article incoming:

“This just in; More evidence emerges that guy who always seemed really shitty and was liked by all your shittiest acquaintances is really really likely to be a shitty person.”

You’re carrying water for a shitty UFC fighter a lot of people hate for being an even shittier human being.

“I’m just naturally a monster.”

It's legit. You measure from the back of the base of the neck, over the top of the head, and down to the floor. How have you been doing it?

Kevin Durant as a Vincent Adultman-style stack of kids play-acting how they imagine an adult professional basketball player would behave is perhaps the best possible explanation for the KD behavior we see in real life. 

Master Troll Belichick will never give people the opportunity to answer that question. When Brady’s gone, so is he.

For fucks fsake, fyou fguys fsure fknow fhow fto falliterate

Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration: