The gasoline wars. My god.

“You should read Jalopnik, it’s good and insightful.”

“I bought my daughter an old dodge truck from the 70s cause they don’t make em like they used to! She’ll be real safe in there!”

If you drink enough antifreeze you definitely won’t get heartburn again though.

Antifreeze is good for heartburn

Tesla Model S P115D with Fucking Fucktacular Mode.

From a gentleman named Andrew, via email:

Because airline companies are to cheap to retrofit hundreds of jets with non reclining seats even after they have repositioned them to hold more passengers and now there is no longer any real room for this feature to exist.

I saw a guy crab walk down the aisle wiping his but on the carpet as he went. This was on an Air India flight in the 1970's. The stewardesses (which is what they were called in those days) pulled out some sort of carpet steamer and cleaned the rug after him. I was just as amazed that they had a carpet steamer on board…

Mid-cycle refreshes are different than new models?

It would pay for itself in less than 6 months in Dallas.

I was curious and stuck the mean vehicle into Deep Dream, where the google fad tool thing sourced from. Here is the result. I don’t know what I expected but I have a headache.

4 houses? New Corvette for son? Pays tax with coins?

Lil’ 9/11

On the original Grand Sport, the purpose of the hashes (on the driver’s side only) was to note to crew and track officials where the driver is positioned in the car. American built car driving at Euro events against a mass of Euro marques with a different seating position could confuse people in an accident.

You do realize that hash marks pre-date any “boy racer” movement you think...

What’s wrong with stripes and dark rims?

I walked into the bathroom at work the other day and someone decided to draw lines and little dots in blue pen on the wall above the urinal and this place is corporate as fuck. And no it wasnt a penis, it was just random shit following the cracks of the tile

Meanwhile, Pence would probably buy a Fusion S, specified from the factory with plastic wheels, no sunroof and a Jesus fish sticker on the back

the hula was an outrage, search for the news story about a lyft driver getting shit by a SJW for having a Hula on the dash.