I'm relieved and more than a little surprised this is happening. I didn't think "rapey" was the thing that would get rid of O'Reilly.

…And while everyone is wondering WHAT THE @&$! IS GOING ON, he's golfing again this weekend. It's like he's trying to make his administration a parody of itself.

And of course, a disconcertingly high number of people are saying Trump has "found his heart" or that NOW he's presidential. Ugh.

Remember during the debates when 45 answered any attempt by Clinton to actually debate Syria with "You're warning them ahead of time!" and smirking like it was the smartest thing ever?

Remember during the debates when Trump answered any attempt by Clinton to actually debate Syria with "You're warning them ahead of time!" and smirking like it was the smartest thing ever?

Remember during the debates when Trump answered any attempt by Clinton to actually debate Syria with "You're warning them ahead of time dummy!" and smirking like it was the smartest thing ever?

So now that this is happening, Trump can stop fearmongering about Syrian refugees, right?

Ever notice that Donald Trump's eyes look like his mouth? And his mouth looks like a cat anus? Seriously, looking at Trump is like being mooned by three of my overweight orange cat.

Trump looks like my overweight cat's butt, if he had three butts. The orange, matted hair that gets pushed above his tail after he cleans himself sometimes, the flab hanging down below, and of course the puckered, filth-spewing orifice. Also, ever notice how Trump's eyes look like smaller versions of his mouth?

"I was spanked as a child, and I grew up to be a perfectly normal adult who spends his time thinking about hitting children!"

My generation gets crap for participation trophies, and this sun-dried Joffrey Baratheon gets hailed as the most presidential president to ever preside because he manages to go a whole speech without saying "Bing bing bing."

He's for the environment though! We're going to have the cleanest air and water ever without regulations! Somehow!

He announced his plans to form a government agency dedicated to telling people how terrible immigrants are, and waaay too many people who should know better are talking about how "presidential" he is.

So he called for a task force to pin stories of crime committed by immigrants on immigrants as a whole.

Milo became the tech editor for Breitbart despite knowing literally nothing about technology. The sum total of his tech experience was latching onto a bunch of nerds angry about the feminazi conspiracy to put modestly-dressed women in video games or something.

Speaking of white people and oppression, Ken Bone is speaking at the carnival of horrors that is CPAC.

I'm something of a connoisseur of terrible right-wing political cartoons, because I'm an empty, broken shell of a man, and I can confirm that Glenn McCoy does indeed suck.

What?! Just because I voted for the Face-Eating Leopards' Party doesn't mean I voted for a leopard to eat my face!

Trump's talk of voter fraud isn't at attempt to heal his wounded pride, it's a warning and a threat. The number of votes he says were fraudulent is the number of voters he's going to try to disenfranchise in 2018 and 2020.

They want to upend the status quo, but also their old, pre-Obamacare healthcare plan and the exact same union factory/coal mining job their father and his father had.