HAHAHAHA Oh man this gif is hilarious! You could sum up a good portion of Jezebel's attitude with this alone.

With the way this is going if you saved all your crap from your middle school dance days, then you're all set for the fall. Barf.

Someone once told me fashion works in cycles. Things get in style, die out, then a decade (or two) come back into style. Sometimes paraded as "new" lol. I doubted them, but the older I get the more I start to see at some level, they were right.

This lass has pretty eyes. Oh and Jaden's are cool too.

I did not. There's a lot of comments up there lol. I do know it takes a special kind of dickhead to offer to be hit in the face, so that you can ask other men to come take care of your problem. And that's all I have to say about that!

I think the hostility toward you is hilarious. I grew up with 3 brothers so there was a lot of rough and tumble play. And so I can kind of see where you're coming from and I think it's no big deal. However, the legal system in this day and age is strict and grows far more strict with each decade. Punching someone in…

I've seen some bizarre shit in my day. However, this...

I was going to ask this but I have a feeling I already know the ridiculous response I would (you will) get.

I've seen it done. some college kids have insane alcohol tolerance. Even the small ones.

So what you're saying is that Cortana sold out and went phonestream?

Whoa whoa whoa BRO. SHE WAS GOING RAMPANT. Don't even start.

Regardless, I'm still up for getting married.

Lunch-chan. You adventurous adventurer. Straight up scandalous.

Dude, it's asinine either way.

I think maybe you are in the wrong genre.

DAAAAAAW. You just made my day 22x better!

LOL. Laughed at this longer than I probably should have. Coworkers are staring.

Pffft I'm telling metabolism to a molecular biologist XD

Bloated anything (bacteria giving off gas as a byproduct of feeding) usually signal the red flag you should have trusted your instincts! I'm glad to hear you're all fine though. Your son has a cast iron stomach lol.

I'm pretty sure if I ate what you described I'd never eat yogurt again. Damaged for life.