You're joking but it would only seem fair lol. Why should another person be so in control of the fate of your parent-child status? Not that I would do that >.>

There's some truth to nice guys finishing last lol. Although I think they are simply attracted to the wrong type of women for their personality.

HAHAHAHA I want to meet this person who did not buy a sheet xD

Every once in a while someone comes in here to call upon the blanket bullshit. These people have such strong negative opinions on the personal lives of adults who do not concern them it is frightening. Props to you for speaking against the grain.

Yes. Blame the men. With their male penises.

True, but that does not necessarily mean Russian police would be as willing to go after him as American police (assuming you are from America). I don't believe Russia goes out of its way to protect its dickheads as much as we do. Could be wrong though. Showed my Russian buddy this vid and he says no. But then...it's…

Yes. You would be able to get that out in time :-|

My poodle did this when she was a puppy. She'd never give up because the other dog wouldn't either.

I didn't masturbate until I was like 17-18. Didn't even really know how. Kinda just played a lot of video games and soccer. Then I found the internet!

Comments like this are what make Kotaku great :D

That was quite an interesting read!

Haha yes, I'm going to agree with that actually. This situation is indeed 1-in-a-million. Just being nice doesn't attract the ladies. You gotta interest them. Somehow...

I agree theyre funny as hell. I feel like no one could post those and not be in jest about the subject lol. For those in that forum who were serious, that's sad.

No he was hated. The Hyperion was there lol. People were shitting their pants.

Ya gotta search for the lesbian doctors! They're in there. Just buried.

How is that at all confusing? Just imagine one has cosmetic attraction and voila! You're in their shoes lol.

You guys are my heroes <3

A lot of our tax money is spent on our military. Money I believe would be better suited to take care of our citizens. But then you get into the whole debate of whether or not our military enforcing our foreign policy also takes care of our citizens. I don't think it does but I don't think we will ever allocate those…

Wait...how did he exploit her?