Who exactly is supposed to tell women they shouldn't be wearing makeup? The men running the FDA?

Kittens, you put into words what I've been thinking! Go you!

Haha wait you're bad mouthing a woman's natural features?? On Jezebel?! I've seen it all.

bahahahahahaha I was actually thinking the SAME thing! I just took one look at the pic and was like...eh...this one is too easy. *sniffs cautiously*

If (overwhelmingly) most of Jezebel's readers are women, why are there articles targeted toward men? Unless these articles get featured by the other gawker sites, I doubt the message is getting toward its intended demographic.

With a vengeance!

Reminds me of when my roomies and I had a condom-filled-with-milk-like-a-balloon-filled-with-water fight. Well...it was more us throwing them at drunk kids in the courtyard. But you get the point. Ah, college.

Implying his hand gets cut off YOU SPOILING SPOILER. HOW DID U FIT A GOT REFERENCE IN HERE.

That's not really creepy at all. It's just bizarre. Very bizarre. Creepy would imply that he's scary no?

Lindy...this article is amazing. I will now go back to lurking. I've already spent too much time above ground.

Except for the part where you can say and do what you please. Minor details, really.

We (...I) love you Shinta! Never leave Kotaku. Even if they do unstar you and throw you in dark corner of the comments section, though you've been here since the dinosaurs.

Hahaha! The hypocrisy is a tad unsettling. One has to wonder if Kotaku is just trolling.

I wonder how you can just SAY that lol. Like did you even do a survey before speaking for MOST women?

About as much as not taking a gallon out of the sea preserves the water level, though.

What does that have to do with pandas dying out :-|

I purchased the game yesterday for $5. The controls are incredibly tiring for right-handed people too. And they took quite some time before I was comfortable with them. Analog stick, stylus, and Ltrigger? Madness.

OMG This picture is magical! Hahaha

I'm a big fan of that cat gif. He looks like me in 100% of my undergrad classes heh.

They're just boobs, though. If people stop putting so much status on them no one would really care about those circulating topless photos.