:: freaks out ::

Will I lose all my upvotes again? Will my email be on display?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kinjo.

Please explain "no privacy settings and no way to delete your profile." Will my email be on display?

:: shoots wad ::

Saw this in the theater with a large soda.
Long movie + lots of rushing water scenes + too much soda = multiple bathroom trips.

My guess is the analog/ digital divide: VHS tapes gradually wear out while DVDs either work or they don't.

Bob Dylan's Time Out of Mind.

Pre-existing CancerAIDS are not covered under the AVClub plan.

That's what the Hawkman scarecrow is for.

Great movie. Loved the origin story montage.

We were promised jet packs, not strap-on lawn mowers.

I came; I saw; I got my ass kicked.

2 Ass 2 Kick

This wasn't the Trump/Russia contact Goldman?

I prefer the Frozen Falafel.

The Wonder Twins ride will take the form of an ice coaster and the shape of what?

Maybe I should take a break from AVClub.

Showing leg is required or optional?

That ain't snorkeling.