FAKE PICKLE

I'm not trying to snip my own chip!

Many Americans follow a form of Evangelical Christianity that finds salvation by faith alone rather than works. Salvation by faith results in tribalism because it basically means cheering for the right team. Rejecting salvation by works results in dismissing any ethical obligations to help others. They hate Obamacare…

Party over country.

Is that when you uncontrollably sing to yourself?

Is that a blower under your hood or are you just happy to see me?

And that great great healthcare was so easy.

"I'm not trying to slap my own chap."

Remember the horror that was his Dijon mustard?

Were you by any chance also a White House intern?

I read Freedom. Several characters died in car crashes after proclaiming their freedom to drive anyway they want. I'm guessing that's symbolic.

Kittens? Puppies? Poor people getting healthcare?

Nah, that other place.

Sad. I love my IPod shuffle.

Well at least he didn't use Dijon mustard.

Give up their sources, apparently.

Kind of a disappointment.

Yeah, that thing with that guy.

Family values! Christianity! Mother!

Oh there's some blowing happening.