[cast makes five riffs in three seconds]

It's like making a slogan or an especially apt description out of your comment.

The variations of this story will finally achieve metal perfection when the counting of these occasions goes up to 11.

Your "…" seemed to say that there is nothing to say which is profound without saying anything profound which reminded me of similar passages in Infinite Jest and so I responded as stupidly as possible with "!?!".

If those are the criteria, then I should delete most of my comments.

Uh… Live Fast and Die Old!

So Def Leopard was unacceptable?

The sound of that is something quite atrocious.

I got something to say!

It's a covfefe miracle!

!?!

When you wanna get down,
Get down on the ground:
Covfefe.

<bill and="" ted="" voice=""> What number am I thinking of right now?

Trees are so metal.

It doesn't repeat the chorus enough.

That sounds nice.

Did they fight Nazis or was that considered intolerant back then?

To the movies or the shower?

You'll shoot your square out, kid.

With that slouch I'd say a rhombus.