What's wrong with that?

Eh. Could be worse.

Was it the threat of "tapes"?

I'll keep this comment brief.

I really like the mixing of sugar with sugar.

FUDGE

Then you should probably get your hearing checked.

For the hearing impaired:

Eight Mile Island

:: shrugs ::

We'll find out.

I just looked it up from your recommendation and really enjoyed it. Thanks, benw!

FUCKING PEACHES NOW!

Studly?

It wasn't the forehead phallus?

The United States of Kitty.

I believe that I've read that he actually has a little red button installed on his desk which makes his visitors rather nervous when he pushes it because the rest of us think that the president has a little red button on his desk to do something violent and perhaps apocalyptic but no actually the little red button on…

But his doctor said that he's the healthiest man to ever take office.

sad but true

If they'd only known twenty years ago that yes being famous is enough to run for president…