"People don't ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?"

To sell comics with tactics straight from an early episode of Mad Men?

Suppercrickets? You have chosen wisely.

[supercrickets]

Is it a nice field with wildflowers?

Looks like you can't.

On the ground is pretty low.

Is that your Fantasy Rick Band league?

Are we supposed to believe that this is some "magic couch" or something?
:: snorts with derision ::

Sounds like our next couch gag!

Smithers, have Stupid Nintendo Chalmers shot.

Metallica fans are similar.

Worst comment ever.

Hazy lines with legal fines.

Thanks for explaining what that was.

Oh. Was that in the article I didn't read? Asking for a friend.

If you want it, you got it.

Do yourself a favor and watch the video with the sound off.

Could I get one with gravy instead?

Might cross a line.