No, high cholesterol.

In our hearts.

Probably need a hipster replacement this year.

Are we still running up that hill?

He ain't gonna work on Dylan's albums no more.

He became the White House spokesman: Sean Spicer.

White House needs a new Easter Bunny.

You weren't into the groove?

Waterworld and my stupid friends liked it so that I had to be the jerk arguing that it was terrible. The world is covered with water so it's Waterworld. They want to find dry land called Dry Land. The villains were called The Smokers because they smoked cigarrettes and rode fossil fuel burning boats. So very stupid.

Whaddaya drink?

That's what the newsletter is for. Didn't you sign up?

Does there have to be so much cussing?

What a pisser: an hour late and I miss all the best puns.

Cheese bongos is a good one. You not gonna use it? Can I use it?

Let the self hatred diminish and just try to catch the next fleeting idea.

Wow! I went over Snoqualmie a few weeks ago and the snow must have been ten feet tall on both sides of the road. The road was clear but it was like driving through a dirty snow valley. That melted quickly.

Agree. He wanted to say "worse than Hitler" which is stupid, really.

Always keep paper and pencil next to the bed.

Was there still snow on Snoqualmie pass?

He thinks every problem is a nail.