I think shooting at the ship was a metaphor: everyone wants him to be tough with Russia (and shoot the ship) but he's not going to because he wants friendship.

Can't believe that DT said every one would applaud him shooting at a Russian ship and that they'd have the biggest nuclear holocaust ever. Amazing.

Cats have spiked penises which is why mating cats sound like they're killing each other.

Starting with the front.

Except that the PTA conference is our political reality and obnoxiousness is an appropriate response.

Well, that and Congress.

I watch it fully.

Joke's on us, I guess.

Bannon's Ban on Bourban.

That show wasn't funny but it sure captured the zeitgeist.

No, she was a blonde. I still remember her topless acceptance speech.

[FIST BUMP]

You'll miss all the savory details.

They also don't like the emails.

Some of the waiters, I assume, are good people.

24, 25, whatever it takes.

He doesn't have practice shaking hands so he's heavily overcompensating.

"I'll be back with dinner reservations."

Fake Enthusiasm.

Faux News