I think that I shall never see
A tweet as lovely as a tree.

How many boards can Oprah hoard if an Oprah horde got bored?

All of life's big questions are multiple choice.

Send the Marines into the SNL studio.

The lack of funny in your comment upsets me.

But they cost a fortune.

Some people went to Woodstock without a ticket.

What else is in her story?

I just didn't have time.

Sure to be a big hit.

He loves it even before he's seen it.

Oh, you're still adorable.

Dammit, he gets damned results!

What's black and white and read all over?

Don't upvote this comment.

Well, they'll always be dead in our hearts.

We're all gonna get laid!

Trumpy is magic!

But he's "urban."

Do condoms help prevent snapchat?