In short, the president had a full-on argument with himself on Twitter because America elected a fucking mad man to run the country.

Yeah I really enjoy platinuming games where I feel it's possible. It wrings some extra replay value plus sometimes asks you to approach a game or task from a fresh direction.

When you want to look like you just escaped a mental hospital.

Crocs.

2 year-old daughters get a pass cuz Crocs look so cute on 2 year-old tootsies. Now that I think of it, there’s nothing 2 year-0lds can’t werk; Crocs, tutus, wearng Crocs with tutus, cowboy boots; cowboy boots and a tutu; cowboy boots with a fireman-esque rain slicker. A Spiderman tee-shirt with Underoos and dress…

Crocs are the ultimate “Fuck, I give up.” shoe.

Yah, fair.

Obligatory “fuck slideshows” comment.

I question lumping the parenting guide in with the books meant for adults, about adults. That one is actively about identifying the things we do without thinking about it that could teach lessons we didn’t intend. I read a few parenting books when I was pregnant, and one of them focused on gender and parenting, and…

Books can inform and provide insight, bit yeah, dedicating your life to the teachings of a book gets you the Taliban and evangelical christians, so fair point.

Obviously if this list had gone to 51, I know you would’ve included me but I understand limits must be imposed due to space and\or time restrictions. It’s cool. You’re forgiven.

How does Rich feel narrowly getting owned by blow?

Right.  It’s not like it’s a buyers market.  Money is money.

You do that Dolly. I would buy that fucking issue.

Enough to be able to install Crysis 3 on it, and then run it, all off the card.

I’ve been using Nintendo consoles practically my whole life and I still have to think for a second which button is X and Y. I dread playing any game with QTE’s on Switch. I think the Xbox screwed me up the most on this one. A and B I have no problem with for some reason.

AJ Daulerio was a rolling disaster, but his Deadspin / Jezebel swaps produced some of the funniest, and most click baitey posts I have ever read.

Seriously, thank god we can remap them now. 

Yeah I hate it. I keep exiting things when I try to confirm. Annoys the hell out of me on the Switch. 

Damn. 

Its that the buttons are opposite to Xbox, but functionally the same that truly fucks with me. Would love to have a Switch controller that just put them the “right way”.