All these dumb Hitler puns are making me fuhrious.

These are Cubs fans:

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

Man, i hated rotary phones. You had to start all the way from the beginning if you made a mistake and didn’t dial the reich number.

I think the problem for me is, when you have no fear of losing your job due to performance, a lot of people stop trying at all. A lot of people are average and below average and work their asses off to succeed. So then seeing someone do a minimal amount of work and do as well or better if they’ve happened to have put…

I don’t know how unions work in this world. I honestly don’t. Maybe if there was a parallel world where Dems didn’t sell unions down the river in the 1970s to cozy up to big money, there would be a way, but we don’t live in that world.

*you’re

If someone can’t figure out how to get info to the NYT, they’re too stupid to be taken seriously as a source.

Having information on Trump and giving it to Gizmodo instead of the New York Times and the Washington Post is like having an orphan and giving it to Jerry Sandusky instead of Daddy Warbucks

Why on earth would anybody with newsworthy information to share, share it with Gizmodo Media Group?

anal digital penetration

If it’s not an eyesore, it’s an eyebore.

Just because you post that it’s a joke now doesn’t make the headline look like it’s a joke, and given the content of your post it’s not evident you thought it a joke either. If somebody did this about anybody else you would be here quick to condemn them...but because it’s an easy target here you are gleefully saying a…

I mean, part of the whole problem is that it seems we’re always attempting to react to a thing that doesn’t have substance.

you see though, this puts us in an uncomfortable position. we get conservatives when they do this nonsense. they put out falsehoods and we call them on it. could we please not meet their level? The moral high ground would be nice to retain. there are plenty of valid reasons to call them out without resorting to this…

and yet, the article still stands! Amazing.

For reference: this is the original photo.

Since I’ve been banned from Jezebel about 3 dozen times for not thinking Hillary Clinton was the greatest presidential candidate since FDR and Lincoln had a love-child...I avoid it nowadays.