Whistle tips.

I'll just leave this here. You may weep quietly if you wish, no one here will judge you.

It could have been an exciting, fun-to-drive tiny hybrid sports coupe, but instead, we got this:

I was so geeked for the Genesis Coupe. A pretty rwd sports coupe, with a manual, and choice of a big six or turbo 4? All hail the return of the 240sx/Silvia!

Rule 2: The mainstream car has to be more expensive than its rivals. One major reason why the A-Class didn't destroy Mercedes' reputation is that they didn't try to compete head-to-head with other hatchbacks. Instead, they entered the hatchback realm and asserted the A-Class's dominance by using the Typical Mercedes…

Top of the line in utility sports! Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Clark Griswold's family trip to Wally World. What could possibly go wrong?

With the amount of time he probably put into meticulously wrapping the front of his car, might as well have just gotten a 3M clear bra put on.

Dressing up as Abe Lincoln with the tag line "I freed the slaves now I'm going to free those cars from the slavery of high prices"

SH-AWDy, yeah yeah yeah.

The Fiat 500 Abarth has a great sounding 4 cylinder

Miata Owners. So many of them auto-cross their cars and work on their own cars that the owners are more than happy to help out a fellow Miata owner answer questions etc. Hopefully Kinja stops eating my image.

Has no one said Prius owners yet?! Some of the smuggest owners out there boasting how they're saving the world by saving gas (yeah, don't mind the pollution created to make those batteries that can't be disposed of). It doesn't help there's an all-electric version out so they're like snooty Tesla/Karma owners minus…

tesla owners always talking about how they got 10k back from the feds and state im like bitch i paid for that you rich pos.

Guilty as charged.

It'll likely end up being how it has been for the F150 EcoBoost, so a lot... or in the sense of the V6, not as many.

That's a great question. I'm sure there was some real justification, but I'm as curious as you right now.

Audi allroad. Every service or replacement requires you to take the entire front of the car off. Want to change the thermostat? It will end up looking like this:

I actually thought the Sonic was pretty good. Not my favorite hatch, but compared to small Chevy's of yore, it was miles better. If you are looking for inexpensive wheels, anything is a better choice than the Spark, IMHO.