Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

You’re a good friend. And I agree. This should not be fucking rocket science.

One of my best friends in high school got pregnant at 15. She was terrified of her abusive dad finding out. We went to the school nurse who arranged for an abortion at a clinic walking distance from our houses. We pooled our babysitting money for a cab back to my house afterwards. No parents ever found out, but I…

“After questioning the girl and telling her “when you have the abortion it’s going to kill the child inside you,” Judge Bataillon denied the girl’s request, ruling that she did not fit any of the exceptions to the state’s parental consent statute.”

But... But... Surely you must want to unite under the benevolent and watchful eye of our Lord and savior? Plus, we womyns can’t be trusted to think for ourselves. Better to have a legally-wed spouse to do it for you.

“Hey ladies, do you hate bodily autonomy even more than you hate Muslims? Then become a Hannity GOP tart and meet men who don’t care if you orgasm!”

Alan seems like a pretty cool guy!

At least Alan delivered.

She has a lot of insightful things to say, but I find her maddening because she’s so incredibly harsh on any woman she deems to be not the same kind of woman as herself, in a way that she’s never harsh on men. Elizabeth Gilbert, Roxane Gay, Leslie Jamison, Claire Vaye Watkins, and in this conversation Jean Rhys and…

I’m sorry, but rape is a real thing and minimizing the feelings of insecurity a lot of women have is not ok. Women should be able to feel secure in the public space.

I was hoping for a substantial, thoughtful analysis on these particular customers, but I’m afraid of deep things.

are you saying a lady whose job was to get Hillary Clinton elected president in 2008

You ow me a new pair of eyes. I clawed them out.

welp, never going to be sexually aroused ever again.

Try to imagine this man having sex. Go ahead. Try it.

Maybe if we’re lucky, next year will see Kara in front of the Shade Court backdrop, captioned

I usually just say something like, "I know. Koalas, am I right?" And then when they look at me like I'm insane I continue with, "Oh, I thought I was allowed to insert my own noun - like Mad Libs. Were you talking about something else?"

I had a discussion with a man online who repeatedly used the word female, so I asked him if he knew it was offensive to many. He said he did and that's why he used it. I further pressed him and he said he did not view women as human beings and thus deserved the "female" terminology used to describe animals. It was a…

Whenever I hear somebody use female as a noun while referring to humans, it is an immediate sign to me that whatever is coming out of their mouth will be deeply rooted in misogyny. I have yet to be wrong.