The prick had a panic attack. Props to the motorcyclist for handling it that well. Someone shoves my girlfriend, I’m taking him down and spitting up nose and in his mouth.

That bloated coke addicted hamburger would shit on his own mother if she didn’t kiss his ass enough.

Weis is german for “balls on face”

The NFLPA might want to look up the legal definition of collusion.

I was in downtown Cincy when it all went down and it was rockin. Everyone was going on and on about how great the Derby was this year, even without Frazier winning it.

He looks like the off spring of Ben Franklin and a cocker spaniel.

Why didn’t OJ use that excuse? If it’s dark, it will not bark.

NASCAR drivers are the most whiny, immature, excuse-making idiots in all of racing.

There are quite a few on ebay I like, but I’d get this one. Does have 130,000 miles but it’s gorgeous. Nice stereo system, new shocks, sensors replaced....

He baba-booeyed that one

He was kind of telling the truth. He was on a date, with a bunch of dudes that convinced him it’s cool to be the 4th option on a team governed by a dipshit.

Fuck Brad. I’m sick of hearing about Brad. Brad’s a shitty ass car that needs to be destroyed.

THANK YOU! I am real close to writing them to tell them how incredibly dumb they are and stop replaying the same commercials over and over and over....I’m sick and tired of hearing about Brad. Fuck Brad.

I knew the loss of the confederate flag over government buildings would leave someone so heart broken, it would kill them.

I’d rather be defecated on by a hippo and have pigs roll around on me than be a Cards fan. I’d rather staple my nuts to the back of a tiger while it’s chasing a gazelle than be a flippin Cards fan.

I’m so glad Fox brought on such a great American like Joe Theesman because it really is a shame white Americans can’t get their voice heard anymore.

At the very least, whoever released the record without proper paperwork, even if JPP said it was ok, will probably be fired. At worst, no permission was given, which means the person who released the info could be treated as a criminal and face jail time and the hospital faces a gigantic fine.

Funny, that’s the exact thing I did when I first discovered vagina

I think the real story here is the possibility that he can’t jack off Eli with his good hand anymore.

That last pic is going to get meme’d to death. Can’t wait.