Funny, that’s the exact thing I did when I first discovered vagina

I think the real story here is the possibility that he can’t jack off Eli with his good hand anymore.

That last pic is going to get meme’d to death. Can’t wait.

I ran a supply company, who dealt with Chrysler a lot, when they decided they weren’t going to pay their suppliers and instead fuck them over and not give a shit if they go out of business. Thankfully, we didn’t, but we laid off half our workforce. Thanks. Nardelli, you assface!

Of course, because saying something like “because she’s a girl and she can do whatever she wants” (in an obvious sarcastic tone) is a clear indicator of normalcy and no issues whatsoever with females. Nevermind the fact that you’re clearly blind or didn’t bother to watch the full tape. Seriously, I hope a disease…

Liar, liar...he’s a big fucking dickhead liar.

Things my 3 year old nephew had a meltdown over recently:

You must be an absolute joy to be around for women. I sincerely hope you get many STD’s and a small woman punches you in the face.

aaaannnnd?

I sincerely hope you get syphilis.

If any of you say he had the right to do that, I hope you get syphilis.

Congrats, Roy! You can now meet Jack! Yay!

That was legal?

Then they should fire the GM when he traded for Vonleh, making it obvious Aldridge was gone, for those of us that didn’t hear what the assistant coach said.

They should donate to all of the mirrors he has ruined throughout his life

Interesting, I’ve never heard of anyone that had a personal relationship with the man. Are you from the 15th century or did you time travel back to hang out with him?

I bet Freddy felt really good about that goal, too

DaVinci

MLK

Let’s hope no Reece’s Pieces end up inside anyone’s butthole