“...How do you eat responsibly for your health...”

Dammit! This isn’t how you place tongs at the buffet!

but the true highlight of this report is the collection of tales of people who have been thrown out of buffets for eating too much.

Meijer usually has a small selection of exotic produce alongside kiwis such as star fruit, dragon fruit, prickly pear, etc.  They take the effort to at least try to describe the flavor and some characteristics of each on the price cards.  Guess we have her to thank for that. 

Don’t know if this is still the case, but talking on the phone while ordering used to be a common technique that scammers would use. Keeps them from having to make eye-contact and the added conversation that doesn’t involve you can get you flustered and off your game as a cashier.

I guess I’m an asshole, then. He was good at basketball, and he raped a teenager. He just had the good sense to do it before #metoo.

“How is it any different than an earring or piece of jewelry?”

How are you this dumb? 

You can’t usually tell if they’re listening to someone/something, that’s kinda the point. If someone is trying to talk to me and they have a headphone (even just one) in their ear(s) then I’m going to assume they don’t really care about me or what I’m saying, especially if I’m someone in the service industry like a…

It’s different because you’re telling the person you’re talking to that whatever might come in through that airpod is more important than they are. Also, how do you know he wasn’t listening to music or something? It doesn’t say that anywhere.

fuck this fucking rapist

Last Call: It’s time to go throw an ax

It’s a wonder those kitties didn’t lose their tails.

Very smart.  He managed to dodge a rape accusation and then get everyone to forget about it. 

When the A.V. Club names the other victims and gives them a “RIP ___” I’m sure it’ll be different.

You’ve celebrated the death of a 13 year old girl, one of her peers, that girl’s parent and a pilot.

““Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this…

She cooperated. She reported the rape. She talked to police. She talked to prosecutors. At the end of the day, she succumbed to a stunning scorched earth campaign by Bryant’s lawyers to drag her through the mud that was fully intended to intimidate her into not testifying, and understandably not wanting to go through…

Great let’s spend the next week or so celebrating how

But, you know, also a rapist. Which, if we’re going to celebrate him so much feels like something we also need to acknowledge.

Helicopters suck. Still remember when Colin McRae died because of one. Such a pointless death.