I like the cut of this man’s jib.

I’ve always had an interest in Soviet arcade machines, that is, those manufactured in the USSR, which had a burgeoning if comparatively backwards domestic computer industry, the largest in the “Eastern Bloc”. This isn’t surprising if you think about it critically: though countries like East Germany, Poland, and the…

Fuck that, police need to respond appropriately to a situation

Between oddly disturbing video of back yards, and inanity like 3 minutes of watching the Budweiser clydesdale’s march by, you can find avant garde gold such as this:

Ha, isn’t it a $5400 car after all the FAKE “prospective fuel savings” they add (subtract) off the bill on the Order Screen?

It’s not smart if you promised the “cheap” buyers a car, later call them up and say “pay more and you MIGHT get the car when we said you would. Maybe.” How is that smart?”

You know, in the Teslaverse the Tesladytes actually believe that Tesla (you know, ‘cause Elon tweeted some bullshit) has “produced the promised $35K Model 3".

Given Nike’s history of scandals, I’m guessing they aren’t too worried about an accusation that they pay kids too much.

To be honest, I don’t have strong feelings about this either way. So here’s a dog balancing on a chain.

And her brother’s company, Blackwater, should have been tried for war crimes. But, you know, couldn’t. Because they’re a mercenary army, sorry, I mean ‘Contractors’, they’re not allowed to be judged under international law for war crimes because they technically aren’t a government in and of themselves, so they were…

Her middle name makes it even better. I have no idea how it wasn’t included

There are two types of people in this world. People who experienced something shitty and feel like everyone else behind them has to to experience the same thing, and people who experience something shitty and work to prevent those behind them them from having the same shitty experience. 

It DID make a good psych band name earlier this decade:

Dr. Trentington Outhouse is a DDS in Portsmouth, VA.

I still can’t read any of these without hearing the Key and Peele voices from the East/West College Bowl skit.

Deicide Huxtable will take down gods if she must

Pettis is the guy who did the jump-up-the-cage-kick and beat Benson Henderson, right? (BTW, what ever happened to Henderson? Is he still relevant?)

Nary a care in the world? Have you not seen how ANGRY he is all the time? He is the Platonic ideal of an aging overweight white male who feels unjustly victimized by an endless list of petty grievances.

“I haven’t seen Ionescu school somebody like this since The Lesson!”

Waterlooser. He had the vitoria wrapped up, but agincourted disaster. Goes to show that pride goeth before trafalgar.