It looks like a pig gasping for breath. 

Android does not outsell anything. Android is free. It can’t be a monopoly as no one profits off Android. Google sells a package on-top of Android that they make money off of. I know technicalities... But they matter when dealing with a topic like this.

Well, the Grand Duchy of Finland declared independence from Russia in 1917 after the Russian revolution. Russia attempted to invade in ‘39/40 but only succeeded in claiming about 11% of Finnish territory. Then, once operation Barbarossa kicked off, Finland fought back. However, a resurgent Russia in ‘44 led to another…

I PRAY for the k8nd, sweet death pets have had: at-home euthanasia in the quiet of their own home, dozing in their fave spot, surrounded by people who love them after being spoiled rotten in their last weeks. Yes, please, find me a future caretaker who gives me that death. I cannot think of a better way to go.

Over the past two years, I’ve seen three close family members die “natural” deaths and the last few days/weeks of pain and semi/unconsciousness were clearly not pleasant for them or the family. Morphine doesn’t help once cancer spreads to the bones and they’re crying out in pain every time you have to turn them. As…

Or how about the “HAVE YOU SUBSCRIBED TO JEZEBEL/LIFEHACKER/JALOPNIK/KOTAKU/TAKEOUT NEWSLETTER”

I realize its supposed to be joke, but the whole “Never Tweet” thing glosses over a more important point: Don’t be a moron. The problem is not that Elon tweets, the problem is he tweets stupid shit that he shouldn’t tweet.

Look. Silver, grey, black and white are all different intensities of monotone. They’re boring non-colours for people who eat vanilla ice cream. It’s why almost every goddamn car on the road in America is silver, grey, black or white. Remember this video? Proportionally speaking, 90% of the cars in this study silver,…

Are you even watching the same video?, he was about a foot away from Perez when he went on the grass and any racer that goes off the track knows you can’t just jam the wheel to get back on. He was waiting to hit the pit exit to get the grip to get back on.

So, a Trump loving guy just happens to kill a mafia crime boss while Trump has allegedly been nefariously involved with the mafia doing shady deals with them for decades all while the Mueller investigation is digging into Trump Organization business dealings.

Why isn’t the wife the real idiot here?

Weird how so many people “just acting” in video games seem to have all picked an acting style that requires the regular use of crude racial stereotypes of the sort that would be considered offensive if used in any other context. Almost as though the RP is an excuse to get away with doing and saying racist things that…

I know.. there’s teasing and then there’s garbage photos

So, wait, are you suggesting there could be a flaw in all the US safety bodies basically leaving it up the the companies they’re meant to regulate to regulate themselves?! How unAmerican of you!

This is terrifying. My Volkswagen requires input from no less than three sensors to determine if stability control input is necessary and Boeing is giving “full authority” over the rear the rear stabilizers on passenger jets to automated systems based on input from a single sensor???

A golf cart is mostly a Tesla, right? It uses batteries using the same basic architecture of deep cycle lithium batteries...

One of the funniest things from Conan’s old show. Conan birding. The first time I saw a roseate spoonbill in the wild I thought I had seen a flamingo, because they are very pink and very skittish, so I only got a glimpse.

I’m sure everyone’s seen it by now, but I can’t let a Dwarf Fortress article go without welcoming you all to F***ing Boatmurdered!

He meant you clearly aren’t super well-read for comprehension on the history of the Opium Wars, and nothing you’ve said here gives any reason to think otherwise.