Apparently the song is based on a song by the Sherman Brothers called “ You’re Sixteen” so it’s about fucking a 16-year-old in your car.

Yeah in Europe just falling from a bike won’t cost you possibly tens of thousands in healthcare.

Nah, this stuff was pretty foreseeable, I watched a documentary about failing American infrastructure like a decade ago and very little if anything has been done since then. For example couple years ago the were 54,000 structurally deficient bridges in the U.S. and now there are 47,000 but they didn’t actually fix…

Americans have a tendency to claim the #1 spot even when it’s objectively false. It’s how you are culturally trained to do. I’m Finnish and we’re culturally trained to do the opposite.

It’s what they do with drugs as well to make shit sound more impressive. Stuff that’s worth 50 cents is reported as $7 because that’s what some idiot down the line might have paid for it.

The worst thing they’ve done in years that I can think of is the MT bullshit with FIFA card packs and such and those bring too much money for shareholders to allow them to stop. As far as global corporations go EA is not bad at all, they’ve even been voted as one the best places to work when it comes to equality…

What a sad blowjob.

They’re not humiliated, they’re happy. They essentially got away with it, the $65 million they need to pay is certainly a fraction of the profits they earned.

I think it’s fascinating that this article sounds like ramblings of a maniac to me but Bob Rubin’s new stand-up special on Netflix sounded like rambling of a manic to my friend yet I understood everything. If you can’t put things into context it’s all just insanity. On that note, happy 5/20!

The Gulag should be melee weapons only. I already uninstalled this ever growing fat fuck though so whatever.

I’ve been meaning to start the free trial and try Zombie Army 4 but I just can’t be bothered.

Close but no.

Is Hooman Nissani(!) wearing a button-down shirt with the buttons removed or what the fuck is that? And is it wearing two of the same kind of shirts? Why would anyone buy anything from this fucking thing? So many questions!

But why? I mean Forbes ranked the DeVos family No. 24 on its 2015 list of America’s top givers. /s
A top giver.
America is so fucked.

That front end looks like some Soviet version of a Rolls-Royce.

It’s especially stupid considering American cities are full of stuff named after French soldiers (like the park in front of the White House).

Golfing raises it much faster than beating people up.

It’s more like “We’re going to sue the companies that take a 30% cut of selling an almost exact copy of our product.”

Exactly. This is not just an emulator.

I live in Helsinki which is a major hub for air traffic between Europe and Asia and the busiest passenger port in the world and there have been less than 2000 cases here due to all of that getting shut down pretty quick.