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You are fined one credit for your violation of the verbal morality statute.

Someone will make a version of this where Simmons is Trump and Ericsson is Hillary and I just threw up all over myself writing that.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

True, but it was still a violation of personal property. Imagine if something like a sex tape got released and published. That’s like almost lawsuit material.

Those are some tasty-lookin’ Pokémon burgers. They’re from Down N’ Out burgers in Sydney (via Kotaku AU).