Kardashians, ranked:

khloe is soooooooo jealous!

Oh for fuck’s sake. Creative people, ALWAYS HAVE A WILL. This shit is so easily preventable. Without one, your shitbird distant family gets a say over what to do with your life’s work. Prince is rolling in his grave now that his unreleased tracks are being used for runway shows and Cunningham won’t be far behind when…

Thanks for the clarification. It just looked funny in the actual circunstances...

HAHAHA!!! Please, somebody with more knowledge on tennis, educate me, sincere question here: what’s the deal with the guy who runs towards Serena, stops suddenly and stand in “Parade Rest” position? Is he security, or some kind of side-referree? What’s his purpose, penalize Serena for some rule-breaking? Prevent her…

And the PR costs of demanding the money from the victims families may be enough to cripple the business entirely- I’d boycott them. Stupid move on their part. Plus, $700,000 in one month seems fairly excessive for any case, though I’m by no means an expert in that field.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

This is how I go up a latter...

It’s amazing how much you can type with your teeny tiny hands!

Love this!!

From CNN.com. I am most pleased.

Good for you. Hardest best thing you can ever do.

Starred for quitting! Good work. Hardest thing I ever did.

Congrats. Quitting smoking is no fucking joke. Smoked for close to 14 years. At the time I quit, I had been smoking for half my life. I got a patch. It was a big help. I've been off them for over a decade now, I still get cravings.

AH Eartha Kitt’s would have been incredible. She would have been all over everything.

I don’t think Audrey Hepburn would have had a Twitter account. Now, Katharine Hepburn, she would have been excellent on Twitter.

guys, do you ever just feel like this country is too broken to be fixed? godfuckingdamnit.

Is there an app for that?