YOU ARE STOOOOOPID!!!!!!! LOL!

We’re already behind schedule folks.  I know they didn’t really expect this thing to begin on time.  For real for real.  They made that schedule up just shut somebody up LOL.  

Bless your heart.  Well um...maybe you can charge for parking? #findthatsilverlining

I <3 this so much!!! I haven’t even stopped laughing and crying yet! I told my co-worker the day Aretha died that if they thought Whitney Houston’s funeral was something then they’re not ready for what’s about to go down. This has outdone James Brown and they kept him on ice for about a year! She laughs when I tell…

The president of people who still eat at Waffle House continued his petty-ass ways after the White House returned the flag back to full-staff less that two days after Sen. John McCain died.

I’m still trying to figure out where Tracie Spencer disappeared to these days.  Can’t find anything current about her.  She just vanished!

Yesss!!  Tevin Campbell slander will not be tolerated.  People so used to garbage music these days they don’t know what a real vocalist sounds like.

(Not “stuffing.” Stuffing is for people who like Velveeta macaroni and prefer pumpkin-based desserts to sweet potato pie).

But he already knew this and said as much before he was elected.  He literally said he could go out and murder someone and people would still love him and vote or him.  So he does tell the truth at least once in a lifetime.  Go figure.

Whoo chile!  This just made my whole entire day!!!!  Yaaasssss hunty!

When I saw that reply comment by Angela Rye defending CTG my first thought was “Oh no sis!  What are you doing???”  Immediately I knew this was going to end badly for her.  I thought she was smarter than that.  I was wrong.

Jesus tap dancing Christ

Go down, Kardashian
Way down in Wypipoland
Tell Orange Pharoah

Sometimes you just have to love people from a distance. There is nothing wrong with that.

Bossip headlines make my head hurt. Sometimes they are so long and convoluted I’m left just going “what???” They could take some notes from Jezebel. The beautiful descriptions of President Twitter Fingers that Jez always has for him has yet to be outdone by anyone.

When I tell you that people here were NOT having it with this bail! They revoked it real quick like.

I just can’t. Really. This crap will just never cease and it sickens me.

But why is the book you’re pictured to be reading upside down??

Nah. My second thought was “she’s not that dark” when I saw it. It wasn’t offensive but after my first thought of “WHY??”, the 2nd was “she’s not that dark.” Meh. No big deal to me. I mean, why does anyone really want this (because nobody needs it)?

I have thought about an upbringing where the only black music I listened to was Michael Jackson and, oddly, Peaches and Herb. My mother loves “Reunited.”