@Eye of Fatima: AppleTax is worth giving Mac Minis to my parents and finally only having to give tech advice every 2-3 months instead of twice every week.

@proskier: Try #corrections

@ss3: The crappy driver issue is still true, though.

@Cosmopolitan: So, what you're saying is, the more water is mentioned on a website, the faster it'll travel through the internet tubes and load on my screen?

@Return of DaOtter: I am the keymaster, are you the gatekeeper?

@adhawk1337: Damn'em infernal phone companies and their improving rural coverage...! Damn'em!

@chaboud: I remember these old microwaves, when you turned them on, you took a look outside to see whether that noise was someone mowing the lawn or your food being warmed up in the kitchen.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: It doesn't work that way, I'm afraid. And never mind either that there are halfway decent novel sequels out there. No, instead we'll be treated to a regurgitation of whatever marketing thinks will draw the <20 demographic to the theatres. There will be little story or character development,…

Can you say plane/helicopter hell?

@niftyjack: More like Freddy got fingered.

As ways to leave this pitiful existence go, getting run over by this thing wouldn't seem half bad. At 270mph, the impact alone would probably scatter the human frame across several dozen feet of asphalt.

"Horror reality". Damn right.

@Yahweh Took My Prepuce: At the very least, they do it with honour and a certain antiquated sort of style.

@FriedPeeps: Couldn't have put it better.

These are definitely the... woollen sweater fillings you were looking for. Holy smokes, who knew knitting could look this good?

It was a stretch in any case. Laptops had been banned long before the first Jedi Council convened. This was shortly after the Renewable Energy Wars that tore the Fossil Fuel Federation to pieces.

@Vidikron: Quite easily, actually. At least if you're using one of those big vats to store the cells: Because of all the fog, you can't see clearly. Before you know it, you've stuck your hand in...

People, honestly, you watch youtube videos and listen to podcasts to learn how to play a video game?

@hamster78: Feel the Force. Around you.

@PTyTHblu: Nobody would've given that guy their number. Not even emergency services.