@Kaiser-Machead: Or just fresh bread, which you don't need to toast. Unless you live in a country that doesn't make decent bread. Which is most countries in which English is the primary language... I might be onto something here...

Apart from the questionable looks, I've had nothing but problems with Iomega drives these last two years. I just had to return my MiniMax drive after a head failure.

The problem isn't Foxconn. At least not entirely. Labour laws are what makes these things possible.

@Taurus_McGee: Ego te absolvo ab omni vinculo excommunicationis.

@Taurus_McGee: I did set myself up for that one, didn't I?

@fragMasterFlash: Just because there's a black hole doesn't mean you have to stick something inside it...

@JohnnyQuine: Scientology?

...although, if you like the get whipped...

@rathat: And, coincidentally, most light sabers.

@spectralveil: At least in America, shooting someone and killing them, and ruining the carpet in the process, is cheaper - and safer - than shooting them, not killing them, and ruining the carpet.

@Eric Geller: Laugh it up, fuzzball.

@funakoshi.gichin.shotokan: There are some limitations above which lasers are categorized as industrial-grade or weapons-grade. I suppose the 1W qualifies?

@Dirtypas: IT NEVER ENDS! [/metatron]

@raveseer: Somewhere a German socialist is having a laughing fit.

@Piledriver: That's what Asimov said.

@Benguin: Lies! Lies! Say it isn't so!

@k-napped: Beat me to it. Although I was gonna say puppies.

@k-napped: Beat me to it. Although I was gonna say puppies.

@dayglo: Alternatively, they might be trying to convince the animals. With our without friends.

@yessi: I believe the Assbian Shitlezzies are one of the main attractions of a famous winter sports area...