They’re vicious with their viscous use of the language.

All vehicles must meet stringent crash safety standards and all occupants under the age of 18 must wear seatbelts. Additionally, side curtain airbags must be installed to prevent injury in a crash

Use of the word “shall” is common in regulatory guidelines and is used to indicate a firm requirement.  Whereas the word “should” indicates a recommendation or suggestion.

The map is *slightly* off... my county is shaded blue, but Duke Energy’s service area stops at my county-line.

Pretty sure the space between the center console and the right-side driver’s seat bolster is a magical magnetic void (Miniature black hole?) that attracts any and all materials but is an especially powerful tractor-beam for greasy snack foods.

All Vapor is his new hydrogen vehicle company.

I want to believe them, but I suspect that behind the scenes, you see this.

$2,300 for a likely no-rust vehicle with a 90's Toyota motor that is at worst, half-dead? The options for this poll should have been:

I’m getting old. I read “interior seems worth $85k” and I think that it should look like this

If I know one hundred people with trucks, myself included, I would only know one who uses it for actual truck stuff. That one is me because I live on a farm with animals and shit plus I have a track car that I tow. With that being said, whether the truck is useful as a truck will have very little to do with who buys…

Ugh! That’s such a bummer. Makes business sense but still a bummer.

This isn’t an engine-swapped Smart so much as a Smart-swapped engine.

It’s fine that the Civic is big now. If you want a small, cheap Honda (like the Civics of yore), you can always just get a Fi...oh, right. 

I, on the other hand, am just averse to a mode of transportation that requires cosplay.

ran when parked...

I’m working on that! But these clouds aren’t going to yell at themselves.

CLEAN TITLE!

March 6th: Texas Utility Board decides that those huge utility bills must be paid in full.

Same with me. Somehow, we’re the assholes and not the restaurant owners who refuse to pay their workers.