IIRC correctly, Vettel won at least one of his championships (2012) over a field that included five other former world champions, Alonso, Raiikonen, Button, Hamilton, and Schumacher and, at least, one future world Champion, Rosberg.

“Or maybe it’s just a scheme by Torch, the Illuminati and the military-industrial complex...”

Mine was a red sedan which had only AC and a four-speed manual transmission and never was good enough for “appliance level motoring.” When I ordered it new, I spent a few bucks extra and got a “heavy duty” suspension and slightly wider wheels and tires, it actually handled reasonably well and the red color was nice.…

The Volare was an earlier model than the K-car.

He is depositing the money he saved by driving, instead of the POS 1976 Volare I bought in 1976,

I don’t know if it is still the case, but back in the 1960s and 1970s the Oklahoma/Texas football game was held in the Cotton Bowl at the fairgrounds during the Texas State Fair, IIRC. I don’t know if this affected the food at the fair much, but it probably increased alcohol consumption for one day.

“...Fluffy’s Hand Cut Donuts...”

“So what’s your nightmare two-car garage?”

Back in the day, circa 1978, I needed the central AC in my house replaced and was offered a deal on an Airtemp system. I declined because Airtemp had been a subsidiary of Chrysler and I had such bad luck with two Plymouths that I did not want to buy anything made by a company that Chrysler owned or had owned in the…

I used to spend a lot of time in Florida and often saw places offering boiled peanuts. I love peanuts, so I stopped once to  try them. They really were not to my taste.

Can there be a surer sign of the “end times?”

“.....how on earth is this enforced??”

Aren’t tolls regressive, especially in areas where there is not adequate convenient public transportation for less-wealthy people to get to work, school, etc.?

“I’m not sure when I’ll ever buy into one of these new mobility things, since my default mode for 20 years has been ‘just buy a car.’”

“Maybe I missed it, but where is the turboencabulator located?”

“And the proliferation of touchscreens are a disaster waiting to happen.”

NuGDuV?

I have less ambitious plans than most. Maybe I will go to the local cars and coffee, if it still exists.

“I bombed the parallel parking of my driving test, which was supposed to be an automatic failure, and I passed.”

I started following auto racing in 1961, reading about Phil Hill’s F1 championship season, so he has always been a hero of mine.