If Allison Robicelli did this, would she be the “People’s Pizza Princess?”

“Erin Marquis and I would love to spice up our VW Jetta Sportwagens in a Harlequin treatment. I’m looking at how to do it right now, using wraps or Plasti-Dip.”

Dr. Dick Thompson, a dentist who was known mostly for racing Corvettes, was known as “The Flying Dentist” in the 1950s and 1960s, IIRC.

Le Monstre

“(C)orrects the stuff ratio.”

My wife had a 1997 base-model Saturn, the plastic body panels were great for resisting parking lot dings. It was not much fun to drive and I found it hard to get comfortable in, but it was generally a good automobile.

45+ plus years ago, I moved into a neighborhood with a history of rat problems. Two things helped reduce the problem.

Jason, you just admitted that you made a mistake. There goes any chance you had for a political career. That is a shame, I had a great idea for your campaign slogan; “A chicken in every pot, a Changli in every garage.”

“(I)t cranked out about 1,400 300SL gull-wing roadsters between 1954 and 1957.”

I might buy one if the price was right, but the right price for me is probably about half of what this one is listed for.

“That enviolo hub is a CVT, the same sort of thing as the Continuously Variable Transmission found in a Prius or a Nissan Rogue, or — as some car nerds would recall — a 1960s DAF.”

NASCAR back in the day 1960s.

Don’t forget other gems like (Unlike him, I admit that I may not have these quotes exactly correct.):

IIRC, this Studebaker was called the Starliner, circa 1953.

“So when I read that Chrissy Teigen lost part of her tooth in a Fruit Roll-Up at the inauguration, I immediately rolled around on the floor, hugging myself, until our cat Nugget walked up to me, sniffed me, and walked off. CNN has the original story.”

Neutral

“Someday in the future, ICE cars will be the classics you only roll out on the weekend. It’ll be hard to find a gas station to fill up your tank.”

You don’t have to take the time and effort to go to the gym and you can do most exercises in your pajamas or whatever clothes you happen to have on.

Turkey, in honor of the turkey he took over for.

It appears to me that this may be one of the ads where you remember the ad and forget the advertiser.