:]

one bench seat will have 4 humans... and the one next to it... will have 2... or maybe even 1.... Hey everyone - get as fat as you can so you can get a seat all for yourself

Ahem, you forgot about the kids!

In the show, a teacher with powers not unlike a Time Lord’s takes her elementary school on a series of physics-defying field trips to teach them things.

In this day when 6 year olds have the iPhone 6 and can reach friends and family in seconds, it’s illegal to let them play in their own front yard. Yet in the 80's I’d say “Going to my friend’s house” and be anywhere I wanted without my parent’s knowledge.

How do you lose it though. Just put it in a savings account with 1-2%. You can’t live off of 150k a year...80-90 after taxes? Or use the money to put into housing and rent out close to military base.

My sister won a (we’re not American) lottery a long time ago. She was the sole winner in a jackpot. She paid off her debts and all her family and friends*. She bought a nice house, got a part time job to keep herself sane, and had a lot of fun with it.

Does ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A do anything?

When I first got my ChargeHR I did some comparisons with the heart rate and I found it was withing 5-10bpm whenever I checked. I think that’s within resonable margin of error for a non-medical device.

I clearly have a real misunderstanding of North Dakota.

Sometimes I get paid to sit on the can reading Lifehacker articles on my phone.

When you’re at work, just think about how you’re literally getting paid to poop. You’ll relax and you’ll be excited to do it again. “I made $5 for dropping a deuce today!”

You think that is bad. the “SmartKey” locks that let you change the key easily yourself can easily be broken open with a steel key blank and a pair of pliers. and the scary part is you cant tell it was broken as your key still works.

My job involves a lot of Googling random crap. You’d be surprised how much I can make into relevant work experience. Let me tell you about the time I built a robot arm for work.

Cool your mouth from spicy foods with acid

Does not weigh nugs very well. Seems like anything over 7g it gets all screwy. Still cool.

UK International Title: July 4th 2: Independing Harder.

Given all the videos out there I thought I was the only one. I also prefer to eat my scrambled eggs rather than drink them.

Oh April O Neil never stop doing you.

Every IT person working telecom support’s nightmare:

*ring ring*

“MY INTERNET DOESN’T WORK.”
Okay, can you, ah...be more specific? What does it look like on your device when the “internet doesn’t work?”
“IT DOESN’T WORK, FIX IT.”
I literally don’t know what the problem is because you’re not giving me more specific…