You'd still have time to bang the ladies... :+p

NopeCoaster

And normcore.

I click expand and still can't read the text..?

I am also glad about buying Christmas gifts but the porn just charts a little higher.

Welcome to reality?

Secret footage of it in action:

thats a generalization and thats ignorant you are being ignorant there for you are the idiot stupid face

Mini-me jokes are still funny..!

Was expecting one of the girls to have the hairdo, and act weird. Expectations EXCEEDED. Masterful.

It's 4 AM here, i have no eggs and a shitty camera that doesn't work with my lighting. I'd love to oblige you, but thinks are not in my favor here. ^_^

"...there's always the option of just pushing it over." Okay, now that's just mean, you speciesist bastard. I suppose you're the type of guy that would tip R2D2 over and just laugh as he helplessly rolled around, or would throw a ball down in front of WALL-E that was just slightly too big for his compactor opening…

I am a long time chef so here is how it works.

The "ominous beep" sounds eerily like "Exterminate!"

While I was being somewhat dramatic, I actually do believe that you have to willfully design such a robot to be aggressive in appearance. Otherwise people are going to be all, "OMG LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE ROBOT," and swarm it, at which point it will be forced to presume it is under attack, and likely murder everyone…

or how about a lego game that goes all the way from the first doctor to the 12th?