Mini-me jokes are still funny..!

It's 4 AM here, i have no eggs and a shitty camera that doesn't work with my lighting. I'd love to oblige you, but thinks are not in my favor here. ^_^

I am a long time chef so here is how it works.

As a person not using the stock Samsung ROM in my Galaxy S4 after the first month (I use CyanogenMod) and also a rooted person there are many things I could say to defend rooting a phone but that is my case cause I really find it useful.

-The most useful thing is the backups, with Titanium Backup you need to be rooted…

Too much to tell you in a reply here, but google is your friend. I would warn you against it though if you're not a techie type of person. Take time to read before try to root your devices. XDA Forums is a good place to start if you decide to give it a go.

I do have religious beliefs, which is why I'm going to let science chop me up and, if possible, give my parts to people who may need it. Because despite of what I've been told, I highly doubt that God will be mad at me if I chose to donate my organs after I die instead of letting some funeral home drain my residual…

That's usually the wrong option, but it's unfortunately the one that I typically choose.

If you have ever burned rice in a metal pan you will be tempted to throw it away when you try to clean it! The black burnt rice is as hard as a rock. But to save your pan, and a lot of hard work cleaning it, pour enough vinegar in the pan to cover the burnt rice. Cover the pan with plastic wrap and keep it overnight.…

My preferred tactic is to eat like a hamster: wait for a pause or cutscene, fill one side of my mouth with a snack (for a healthy example: sunflower seeds) and then slowly eat them one by one while gaming, no hands required. Can be a little tricky to master the tongue dexterity required to pick the seeds one at a…

Used a strap for PCs since 2008 but built em since 1999. Can't say that stuff ever got zapped, I dunno if that was the cause of hw failures back in those days before that.

Hahaha, it would be awesome if he ate dirty dishes and pooped out clean ones. Now THAT's a symbiotic relationship.

The more I look at this photo, the more I think it looks like a dirty dish-eating monster. Anyone else?

I'm now convinced a pressure cooker and a waffle iron are the two most under-rated kitchen appliances.

Similar story, A friend thought I went to her university, and added me in the schools facebook group. Later on, a company in the process of hiring me looked through my FB account, and informed me that I didn't list that school on my resume, and that I should add it, but I didn't need to bother because I had the job. a…

Good to know! Now where did I put my tiger costume...

So flailing is just dancing without the rhythm :-)

I feel exactly the same way. :D I don't do it often enough, but vacuuming? Oh yeah, that's no problem at all. :)

Or, or, hear me out here, *breathes in* DRINK STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTON!!!!