I'm gonna be the poorest, driest SOB ever to leave a bathroom. ^_^

Russian lightning is slower because it was out drinking vodka all night.

As a person not using the stock Samsung ROM in my Galaxy S4 after the first month (I use CyanogenMod) and also a rooted person there are many things I could say to defend rooting a phone but that is my case cause I really find it useful.

-The most useful thing is the backups, with Titanium Backup you need to be rooted…

Too much to tell you in a reply here, but google is your friend. I would warn you against it though if you're not a techie type of person. Take time to read before try to root your devices. XDA Forums is a good place to start if you decide to give it a go.

The most difficult part of a sequel will be explaining why Bette Midler looks younger now than in the first one.

Honestly I'm a bit shocked that we haven't already seen a half dozen or so straight-to-dvd sequels with new casts. Hocus Pocus was a a reasonable success in the box office, and its DVD sales and TV ratings have long ago brought it to 'cult classic' status.

It is cool, but they totally sound like the most insufferable hipsters ever.

EVERYTHING IS OKAAAAAY!

I'm always looking forward to your amazing posts Jesus. Been a fan for a few years now. Thanks for your work!

No, don't go down the path of Frozen slash. I've seen where that path leads...

"They do know that we're sisters. Right, Elsa?"

"Yeah...I think that's the point..."

(Anna shuts laptop in disgust)

This is what you forgot to write in your reply: "TL;DR: I really didn't read the article."

Carrier online.

This is more what I had in mind...

So, how are Republicans going to say no to that? All he talks about is their prescious Freedom.

Still not ginger.

I'm picturing an orc wearing a scarf who travels in a big green box.

Well, I should be clear that I'm not discounting it as a really cool solution! 40 fpm (official units) seems pretty good to me!