Around Louisville it is jerk-offs in their Ford trucks that don’t like to signal. Very infuriating because EVERYBODY DRIVES FORD TRUCKS IN LOUISVILLE. The Ford truck plant is here. It sucks balls. I am finished now. 

Insert (Rick Pitino, Karen Sypher, Andre McGee, Katina Powell, Bobby Petrino) joke here. JESUS, how is this school not on probation, and or the death penalty!?

Um, last time I checked TV shows are all about ratings. Inside the NBA is more entertainment based than hard hitting basketball analysis. Shaq and Charles are paid to have strong opinions and say controversial things about the NBA and it’s players. Its what they do, we’re talking about it, right? TNT is not going…

Ugh....The Patriots again!? I am so over this. Make it stop!

Breaking news: Nobody gives a damn about womens college basketball.

I used to love watching NFL Primetime with Boomer and Tom Jackson. They were a great duo, their cohesiveness on the highlights was second to none. I still don’t exactly know why ESPN let Tom Jackson go right before the start of the season, but I digress. I know everyone makes fun of him, and jokes him out, but…

Let’s remember, a lot of stereotypes have some degree of truth in them...

And the winner for douchiest photo of 2017 is:

At least they have a fanbase who doesn’t give rim jobs, and do WWE in the parking lot. Wait a second...

Rob Parker thinks RGIII is still a cornball brother...

Thank you Captain Obvious.

Just curious, was that the Undertaker vs Mankind in the infamous Hell in a Cell match?

If anyone really wants to know what happened, just watch the Outside the Lines piece. It is very informative, just watch it before you cast any judgments.

Katina Powell anyone?

Yeah, no change.

Straight cash, homey

this is absolutely the most boring anecdote article on Deadspin I have ever read. Didn't anybody lose a limb, shoot a clown, barf on a priest, kill a teacher with alcohol poisoning, deal with a propane explosion, anything? Jesus.