The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

Could be worse...

To be fair, Obama was abiding by Bush’s Status of Forces Agreement. But he also made no real effort to renegotiate that agreement, which he had every right to do. The situation on the ground when our forces left was much different than the situation when Bush left office.

When I saw the pictures of the 124 rally I made a sound so dirty the porn filters kicked in and blocked all images.

Dear Fiat, make this a coupe and I will be your man servant for life

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

Had a 1990 E34 525. Still my favorite bodystyle of all BMW’s. Wanted one for years. Finally got one with about this same mileage.

My reaction was much the same.

This is the biggest deal to me since Joe Strummer died. I’m not one for celebrity worship, but Ziggy helped make the world a better place for the freaks and misfits. I’ll miss him. :(

Here we go!

Uh oh! Cue Danny Glover quotes!

Well thank you for what you have done already. I hope you get some much needed rest.

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

Because this is the right response.

This shit is getting interesting.

Much more serious.

This comment will go on your permanent record ALSO.

Still only the second most dangerous crowbar :P