This gives me an idea that Jalopnik should have Retro jalopnik where once a week or so the website covers some old article about a new technology like it is the year that it was written or recorded. Like 1971 Plymouth Scamp and write it as if it is 1971.

I was driving said MINI from “Bad Car Advice” the other day and thought I was Ayrton Senna and exited the freeway too fast. I made a sweeping right hand turn at about 2 1/2 times the speed limit and the back end snapped out. It was pretty sweet sliding a FWD car through the turn in a cloud of tire smoke and still…

Thanks for the nod Kristen.

Automatic CP because the seller is too fucking lazy to clean it.

Okay thanks. I am looking for MINI.

Any photos from the Continental Tire Challenge?

The reason I don’t like them is that the people who buy them used just beat the fuck out of them. They beat them like a rented mule and never take care of them. Then you see this once pedigree car reduce to a dumpster of a nobody who thinks they are somebody. All I see is a piece of shit car and not a once pristine 5…

Since when does the Uber CEO have to back a comment up with feelings? They are just that feelings. I don’t care about your feelings. Take the snowflake cry baby shit elsewhere.

The Soviet socialist republic of California.

Explained so well. God forbid you mod it likei have. You lower and the axles start to go. I have given up on the oil consumption. I just top it off and change it often. Its leaking from somewhere. Also the head is the real weak point of the motor.

Please continue to ignore your liberal lord and saviour Obama did the same exact thing when he got into office. But fuck it pick and choose pick and choose.

Your too late. Unless you import a beater you aren’t going to get them much cheaper.

That is inline with the current market for e30 tourings right now. Acctually a little on the cheap side.

I have a 2007 MINI Cooper S that I love and have made my personal race car, although I really don’t race and it spends most of its time on the street and it is really that fast but it is quick. So not long after transferring back to the Mainland from Hawaii with the US Navy and money from a deployment burning a hole…

The Aveo! Cause nothing says I hate my life like an Aveo.

What happened to the Chevette?

Tad bit expensive, but it’s pretty clean. I think you could haggle this down to somewhere around $6500.

We are not in a violent time. There is a lot going on that can turn into a very bad situation, but as far as being safe as individual we are a lot better. You don’t have to worry about roving bands of mirauders coming through your village executing everyone or the fear of get the plague or some other random disease.

You know what, fuck’em the pretensious prick.

You are probably right, but it was really cool to see them around Australia.