WTF Jalopnik I try and post a witty meme and you fuck wits send me to your store? GTFO!!

Wait!! Wait the fuck on up!! You are telling me they are pissed because they closed lane? No the fact that it cost $16 or more to go across bridges into and out of NYC and the city is getting huge kickbacks from it. Oh the hypocrisy is too high for this.

So you share this article and don’t provide video. Shame on you. 

Ya, fuck no! APC seats from Mclaren? Ya eat a big bag o’dicks. Also when are we going to see a top 10 of highest percentage CP loses? This one is at 93% right now.

The reason most of these are forgotten about is because if you go anywhere near them dickheads come out and fuck blast you. I play a little online and spend more time getting capped by fuckfaces then acctually playing anything.

OMG fucking 3er drivers. Bunch of fucking jack asses.

First the one from NPoCP from 09 and this one are not the same car. The interior is different. Second, for 39k miles that interior is in complete ruins. There is absolutely no excuse for a car that has seen roughly a 1k miles a year. I don’t care it was stored in the sun you can protect the leather pretty easily these…

I just thought it was steam from the water being splashed onto the hot block.

OMG MKII GTI 2 owner running and less than $5k, this is a total nice price. Obviously you createns have never looked for these before. When I did in 2011 I could not find one under $5k that ran. Then everything over $5k was a total shitbox up until $10k. I swear the commentators on Jalopnik are either dumb or just…

What a dickhead!

OMG this was so 90s. Shitbox and shit music make for an awesome time.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Not surprised. I live in Palm Bay and that road is extremely busy with houses still on it and the people there give 0 fucks. They will do some dumb shit. Also coincidentally that is almost the exact spot I got in my first car accident. Edit: Also we are the home of this piece of shit http://jalopnik.com/5821695/buy-th…

So that happened in my hometown. Not surprised at all. The drivers around here suck. They drive like Michael J. Fox has Parkinson’s, like shakey shit.

I have 3 that I should have not bought but did anyway. My 93 Sentra Xe, 93 BMW 525iT, and 90 RHD BMW 318iT. Out of those 3 though the 93 Sentra was the worst decision. That thing was a fucking pain in my ass from day one. First wrong title was given to me, which prompted me to have to apply for a new one and pay for…

It is kind of a PITA especially when traffic is blocking you. Other than that it really isn’t a huge deal. Making left turns is easier than right.

It’s a Tesla with a body kit. Wow the early 2000s would be proud. GTFO with this bullshit!

Minus the obvious pollution from landing the car in the water, that was pretty bad ass of them to send this car off right.

This isn’t that bad. You are being self critical. You, psychologically speaking, were exiting the formal operation stage and developing your own abstract thought. You were hopeful and yes a little naive, but so was I because it sounds like your and I are the same age. A lot of what you wrote you could change a couple…

Looks like he blew his load on the exterior. The rest of the car looks like an aging man with erectile dysfunction.