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Hurt Reynolds
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Rolla also has a big engineering school

I saw the picture and my brains started to leak out my nose

I just want to roll into Antiques Roadshow with this on some Harbor Freight furniture dollies. 

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

To you pedants correctly pointing out my misuse of the word extramarital, you’re absolutely right. Also, as a Bills fan in Boston for the last 20 years, just shut the fuck up and let me have this.

Yeah, I wasn’t going to rip on Kraft too much when I first saw the headline. Sex work is real work even if it pisses off the morality police. If two consenting adults exchange money or goods in return for sex, why should I care?

The literal article you are commenting contains a quote from the detective working the case describing how this specific massage parlor engaged in human trafficking.  

1) Insert various Patriots jokes of varying levels of taste. Here’s some low-hanging fruit; something something deflategate limp penis, something video evidence sideline signals video evidence of Kraft, something Goodell punishment calculator. Go forth and get stars.
2) Consensual sex work should be fully legalized and

On the one hand, legalize and regulate sex work.

I’ll go to bat for The Big Short. It’s preachy and way too pleased with its meta little sidebars, but it’s also a pretty full picture of the utter disaster that was 2008, and how no one in power has learned a damn thing since. I asked a buddy of mine in middle management at Deutsche Bank if it was true, and he tried

I’m reading this while holding a Williams Sonoma catalog, just so it can feel some of the hate it was spared last Christmas. 

Man, I’m not one of those “Didn’t think I’d miss Dubya this much” assholes because fuck those guys who got us into two catastrophic, expensive and pointless wars with no obvious end games or metric for victory, but I do kinda miss Rumsfeld. Sure, he was still trying to sell you into thinking bullshit is good because

Your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad . . .

admittedly i only read the first 30000 words of this post but holy shit. There needs to be a custom virus that only targets old white men and stat. This is like my dad but with power and money.

Please keep this series going, but please also acknowledge that Pete Ricketts, copied on several of these emails, is the governor of Nebraska and owner of half our (unicameral) legislature. The lede here talks about how Joe “pals around” with the governor of Illinois but his money pretty directly runs Nebraska. Like,

Joe Ricketts, a self-made billionaire, has the internal computing power and exact political views of my ex-neighbor George, an alcoholic carpet installer who started smoking cigarettes in his 40's and has 5 DUI’s and a set of trucknutz.

“We cannot work with or live alongside Muslims because of their hatred of non-Muslims!”

Holy shit, that “Barry Soetoro” conspiracy. I’ll give them one thing, the last paragraph is 100% science fact. Unfortunately they were off by one president.

Being a racist asshole sure seems exhausting.